There is no power on the universe to make a person not like cats.no matter how hissy and pedetorious they are. cats are known for their climbing ability, landing ability (in their feet) and their ability of getting stuck up trees. but once I had met a cat who thought getting stuck up grubby little places like trees were beneath her.no no she got stuck up a balcony yet

Again a balcony of an abandoned house. Now getting stuck on balcony is hella scary ,

But in a potentially haunted house, yeeha you’ve got yourself a nice pickle. A pickle that is poisoned. Later I my friend told me that she  had some how climbed the door  and entered through a hole on top of the door and explored the creepy house to her heart’s content .knowing her murderous paws I honestly think she had tea with the ghost. After she was bored with the ghostly beings, she  went to the balcony and proceeded to cry like a pitiful toddler.

My friend actually saw him from his balcony crying and thought “aww poor baby” (she is not a baby .she has her own babies).don’t worry she got down from there on her own. what? you thought she was just a dumb cat no, no she is a Harvard graduate with her masters in climbing and doctorate in pigeon killing. I am not even kidding about the last part.